Still on Kashykk
After the horror that preceded this entry. I went to Kashykk, and I beat my head off a rock for several hours. Then I decided to see a psychologist. You don't understand, I had to. It was too traumatic for me not to.
I went to a Wookie Psychologist. It was a good idea I think, or I thought... Here is an excerpt from our discussion.
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"I saw Mual, The Emperor, Grevious and Dooku, having a slumber party."
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"I know, but I'm a Twi'lek, I had to play truth and dare with them.
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"Right... So I had too."
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"You mean besides seeing them all sitting around in pink pajamas and playing Truth and Dare? I don't think anything."
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"Well, they made me do some stupid dares."
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"Nah, they weren't that bad."
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"The Truths... Uhm..."
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"What do you mean you think you've found what was so disturbing about it?!"
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
I began to stutter, "They... Asked me who I liked at the Jedi temple?"
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"Obi-Wan..."
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"No! He's a disgusting slob! I liked him when he was younger!"
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"Maybe... I guess..."
I then took a deep breath, what he was saying was making a lot of sense.
"I get it... But please, tell me I'm not crazy when I said it was disturbing before that."
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"Thank you Doc."
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS? I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY!"
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
Then he stood and drew a wookie crossbow.
"Okay... I have the money..."
I gave him the money he asked for, a full month of pay and droid mother board collecting. Let's just say it was not a small amount.
I left, and took a breath of fresh air, thankful that my problem had been solved.
If you'll excuse me, I've got to raid a droid factory so I can make up for this loss,
Hugs and kisses,
Erifia Apoc.
I went to a Wookie Psychologist. It was a good idea I think, or I thought... Here is an excerpt from our discussion.
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"I saw Mual, The Emperor, Grevious and Dooku, having a slumber party."
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"I know, but I'm a Twi'lek, I had to play truth and dare with them.
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"Right... So I had too."
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"You mean besides seeing them all sitting around in pink pajamas and playing Truth and Dare? I don't think anything."
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"Well, they made me do some stupid dares."
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"Nah, they weren't that bad."
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"The Truths... Uhm..."
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"What do you mean you think you've found what was so disturbing about it?!"
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
I began to stutter, "They... Asked me who I liked at the Jedi temple?"
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"Obi-Wan..."
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"No! He's a disgusting slob! I liked him when he was younger!"
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"Maybe... I guess..."
I then took a deep breath, what he was saying was making a lot of sense.
"I get it... But please, tell me I'm not crazy when I said it was disturbing before that."
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"Thank you Doc."
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
"WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS? I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY!"
{Indistinguishable Wookie Speech}
Then he stood and drew a wookie crossbow.
"Okay... I have the money..."
I gave him the money he asked for, a full month of pay and droid mother board collecting. Let's just say it was not a small amount.
I left, and took a breath of fresh air, thankful that my problem had been solved.
If you'll excuse me, I've got to raid a droid factory so I can make up for this loss,
Hugs and kisses,
Erifia Apoc.
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