Saving Master Apoc: Part 4 (Tatooine)
As I sat in Auntie Becca’s lap, I watched all around. I didn’t know what was going on. I just wanted my mommy.
A big scary looking old guy came out. He was frightening.
“You two,” he said, sort of, “What are you doing here?”
Auntie Becca answered, “Looking for a Twi’lek.”
“Can you fight?” he asked.
“Uhm…” I said, “Not really… We just want my mommy back. We came many miles to get here…”
“Would you say, A Billion?” He asked waving his hand in front of him.
“No,” I said, “But we came a lot.”
“I am old, and I need entertainment, fight in my arena, win, and I might tell you what I know about your mommy.”
I looked down, “Have you seen my mommy?”
I haven’t been this desperate to find my mommy since I was trapped in that one book and didn’t remember what she looked like…
Flashback
I walked up to a dog, “Are you my mother?”
“No.”
I walked up to a cat, “Are you my mother?”
“No.”
I walked up to a cow, “Are you my mother?”
“No.”
I walked up to a frog, “Are you my mother?”
“No.”
I walked up to a droid, “Are you my mother?”
“Does not compute.”
I walked up to a spaceship, “Are you my mother?”
It didn’t respond. I felt sad.
“Tatooine, baby…” Mommy said.
“Are you my mother?”
“Sort-of, I’m close enough…”
Mommy hugged me!
End Flashback
“I told you,” he responded, “I will tell you where your mother is, if you fight in my arena and win.”
Auntie Becca responded with, “I don’t know about all this…”
He had his Geonosian guards take us down to the equipment rooms, and they tossed us in and locked the doors. Auntie Becca strapped on armor on me, and on my horns she attacked these long metalic spikes that cracked and popped like they had some popcorn in them.
She put on lighter armor, and she didn’t put on a helmet. She grabbed a pair of guns, and I started to cry…
“I just want my mommy…”
She knelt to me, and pet my head, “It’ll be okay,” she said, “We’ll get your mommy.”
If me-Got to fight!
Tatooine
PS. I can count to 17!
5 Comments:
Darn that Lord Kittious gets around!
All Hail The Hypno Toad!!!!
I love that story. It's so sweet when the Gronk lifts the baby bird up and pute him back in the nest.
I, I think I got something in my eye here for a second.
did you just ask your ship if it was your mamma?
I hope being able to count to 17 will give you the strength to win. Your opponent can probably only count to 10.
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