Blockage: The Verdict
I sat patiently... It was amazing how stupid I was being. All of the people in this court were clones, and I'm a Jedi. A Jedi who is very prone to Mind tricks... I hist my forhead, and my lekkus began to slap my back. Something they do when I don't use them (Lekkus contain part of my brain...) So I looked around, and the jury entered.
"Has the Jury found a verdict?"
"Guilty your honor..."
I was glad my lightsabers were attached as a headdressing to the end of my lekkus, they wouldn't know I had them. A chance to survive in the pits.
"Erifia Apoc, You've been found guilty of animal smuggling charges, and impersonating a fellow Jedi. On the charges of tauntaun endangerment you are found not guilty."
"What is my punishment your honor?"
"$50,000 credits fine or four years in prison."
I tried to contain my laughter. I did. My lekkus saw it coming so they all practically gagged me.
"M'll mamke mhe mine..."
"Okay, you'll pay $50,000 credits to me immeadiatly. And for future reference you can purchase an animal license for around $50 credits."
"Mmore monor, Mank moo."
I stood, and withdrew the credits and set them on his desk, and he signed a sheet saying I did, and I walked out of court... I broke out laughing, and even my lekkus danced... I began to spin and dance in joy, all the way to my ship.
It was very funny, because in my name, I've nearly $2,000,000 credits to my name. The beauty of Republic bounties on things I'm sent to hunt anyway.
I activated my ship. Flew to the local magistrate, and bought an animal license. Registered for a Tauntaun. I smiled and I ran to my ship again.
"Ship, Hoth! Ludacris Speed."
"I'm sorry Erifia, I can't do that."
"Why?"
"Because there is a copyright enfringment, and besides, that's a different galaxy."
"What about Crazy-Speed?"
"That can be done."
I locked my seatbelts, and in a flash and about ten minutes, I was in Hoth's Orbit, and I flew down to the surface.
"Computer, scan for life-form previously on this ship."
"Put you're right here Erifia."
"I mean, the glitch lifeform."
With several beeps, I saw where it was. "To McDookus!"
I ran, and Tatooine was there drinking McDookus milk and eating their lichen salads.
"Tatooine, my baby!"
His head turned and he ran towards me.
*I interrupt this sappy moment so you don't think I've gone soft. Tatooine is my closest thing to family I've ever had. I now return you to the sappy scene you are about to witness.*
I hugged him, and smiled as he nuzzled my hand.
"Welcome home Tatooine."
I placed him on my ship, and took off.
If you'll excuse me, I have a *legal* baby tauntaun to feed,
Hugs and kisses,
Erifia Apoc.
"Has the Jury found a verdict?"
"Guilty your honor..."
I was glad my lightsabers were attached as a headdressing to the end of my lekkus, they wouldn't know I had them. A chance to survive in the pits.
"Erifia Apoc, You've been found guilty of animal smuggling charges, and impersonating a fellow Jedi. On the charges of tauntaun endangerment you are found not guilty."
"What is my punishment your honor?"
"$50,000 credits fine or four years in prison."
I tried to contain my laughter. I did. My lekkus saw it coming so they all practically gagged me.
"M'll mamke mhe mine..."
"Okay, you'll pay $50,000 credits to me immeadiatly. And for future reference you can purchase an animal license for around $50 credits."
"Mmore monor, Mank moo."
I stood, and withdrew the credits and set them on his desk, and he signed a sheet saying I did, and I walked out of court... I broke out laughing, and even my lekkus danced... I began to spin and dance in joy, all the way to my ship.
It was very funny, because in my name, I've nearly $2,000,000 credits to my name. The beauty of Republic bounties on things I'm sent to hunt anyway.
I activated my ship. Flew to the local magistrate, and bought an animal license. Registered for a Tauntaun. I smiled and I ran to my ship again.
"Ship, Hoth! Ludacris Speed."
"I'm sorry Erifia, I can't do that."
"Why?"
"Because there is a copyright enfringment, and besides, that's a different galaxy."
"What about Crazy-Speed?"
"That can be done."
I locked my seatbelts, and in a flash and about ten minutes, I was in Hoth's Orbit, and I flew down to the surface.
"Computer, scan for life-form previously on this ship."
"Put you're right here Erifia."
"I mean, the glitch lifeform."
With several beeps, I saw where it was. "To McDookus!"
I ran, and Tatooine was there drinking McDookus milk and eating their lichen salads.
"Tatooine, my baby!"
His head turned and he ran towards me.
*I interrupt this sappy moment so you don't think I've gone soft. Tatooine is my closest thing to family I've ever had. I now return you to the sappy scene you are about to witness.*
I hugged him, and smiled as he nuzzled my hand.
"Welcome home Tatooine."
I placed him on my ship, and took off.
If you'll excuse me, I have a *legal* baby tauntaun to feed,
Hugs and kisses,
Erifia Apoc.
posted by Erifia Apoc at 9:18 AM
3 Comments:
This is why I don't have pets. Too much trouble, especially if one *coughjedispycough* has a busy and demanding lifestyle.
Your Tuantuan eats at McDooku's? Hmm, better watch out or he'll become a pudgy and less stealthy tauntaun
Well on the bright side, you won't be spending the next four years in prison.
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