Saturday, August 18, 2007

Visit Home: Part 2 (Becca)

Hello Gentle Reader!

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Guess what: I am required partake of the ceremony of marriage for the explicit purposes of procreation, so sayeth my matriarch and patriarch who are yearning for a taste of grandparenthood. I have theorized that they see me an unfit heir do to my lack of short term memory that makes me appear lackadaisical and perhaps unintelligent.

I mean- I don’t know…

So like, my mom and dad want me to marry someone. I am scared… Because my mom picked my dad and she had like, no taste in guys. And I don’t know, my dad wants someone smart so I’ll probably get like, some Star Wars Geek or something- I don’t know… Ridiculous like that.

I dreaded who they were showing to me…

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No- Not Private Hudson… Anyone but Private Hudson.

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Are they trying to kill me? What about Professor X?

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NO! Not him! He’s even worse then Hudson!

“Becca honey, after you go on a date with each of them, you can pick who you will marry permanently.”

Gentle reader… Sweet… Sweet, Gentle Reader… I don’t know like… Save me… Please… I need saved…

Please… I need help! I need help!

-Becca

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4 Comments:

Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

Do they have a dating agency, Becca?

12:05 PM  
Blogger Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Say what?

12:41 PM  
Blogger Skywalker said...

Dont do it! just dont do it!

12:48 PM  
Blogger Phobia said...

Becca.. Darling... Take this from somene who knows.. Try Corellia.. sure most of the guys might be a tad rough around the edges, but most are very inteligent, with the exception or 2. and tey will treat you right. That's what really counts* grins madly*

So that way you have a guy who will treat you good and your parents are happy

1:04 AM  

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