Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Back to work

Objective: Find a Holo-Disk containing plans to a new CIS Assualt Ship
Chance of Survival: 0%
Credits Recieved upon completion: $1,000,000
Other De... *Incoming Message*

{$1,000,000! I'll take you up on that, 0% chance of survival boys. -Erifia Apoc}

So, I have no idea where I am going, nor where this holo disk is... Good job Erifia, you promised yourself you'd wait for details next time.

I decided to check Mustafar first. I wrapped myself in Tin-Foil, and entered the CIS Droid Compound. They all started calling me unit #01101001 01100100 01101001 01101111 01110100. No idea what they were saying. I resisted the urge to cut into them. I had to get the holo-disk. I infiltrated deep into their complex, and I found... Who Else but... General Grevious.

"Unit #01101001 01100100 01101001 01101111 01110100! Where have you been?! I ha*cough cough cough*ve been waiting for *cough* you to get here... We are *cough* About to play *cough cough* Star Wars Monopoly."

I replied, "Beep, bop o poo bip."

"Good, *cough cough* Welcome to the game."

...Not again... I remember last time I played a game with him... Shiver.

I sat down, and rolled dice... Collected money, and glanced everywhere for the disk. I couldn't see it. Owned Property, and I put hotels on... I was kicking droid butt.

Then Grevious got ticked, and he screamed, and said, "Take this disk to *Cough cough* Headquaters!"

I grabbed the disk and walked out of the room, and once out, I lept on top of the complex, whistled for my ship, and took off...

0% chance of survival... Hmph. Whatever.

As soon as I was out of the atmosphere, there was a legion of ships, all floating around... And almost simultaniously, their blasters pointed to me...


I had already used my techno babble up for awhile, so the only thing I could do was call in...
"*Cough* This is Grevious!" I said in a deeper more staticy voice, "Let me *Cough* Pass."

Over the intercom I heard, "Unit #01101001 01100100 01101001 01101111 01110100! Quit playing around! Take the disk to Genosis, and nice ship by the way, where'd you get it."

"Beep boop?"

"Good boy... Go ahead by."

After I kicked it into lightspeed heading for Coruscant, I screamed, "I HATE DROIDS!"

If you'll excuse me, I have $1,000,000 credits to collect,

Hugs and Kisses,
Erifia Apoc


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