Guest Poster - Tatooine the Tauntaun [Topic: I miss my mommy]

The Following has been translated using the Langorian Universal Translator and was recorded using a halo-recording system.

My name is me... My mommy is named Mommy... But there is a girl here... She wears a mask which scares me... Her name is Beckers... Sometimes I don't see Beckers, then I get scared that everyone left me all alone...

My mommy has been gone... Beckers says she is working... I think she's left me forever...

Like last bright thing, I went out looking for my mommy. I found her! I thought she was gone forever, but she was hiding, and when I went up to her instead of hugging me, she only petted my head... I was sad... She said 'I love you.' Then I cheered up, and she walked down an alley.

Then Beckers came and got me... I wanted to go with my mommy... I love my mommy... She saved me from the souleaters. Then some strange men came to take me away. Back to Home but I didn't want to go... Then Mommy came to get me...

I love my mommy... So mommy... If you can hear me... Come back to me... I don't want to be alone anymore...

If you will scuse -Me

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