Thursday, April 26, 2007

I know, I know...

Look, I know I haven't been posting. But I have been busy judging LGS.

Speaking of...

Go read, I have been commenting.

That's right.

Look again.

That's where I am. I will post one when I get some free time, okay?

Hugs and Kisses,
Erifia Apoc

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Real World Adventures with My Author 3 (Erifia)

When we first arrived at the convention, I was a little alarmed, to say the least. He walked in real casual, and he looked at the girl who was taking this atrocious looking green money, and he said, “Hey baby, me and my friend are looking for a couple of our friends.”

She blushed, and then waved us in.

“You’re atrocious,” I said to him.

“Most all of the time, its hard for me not to be.”

“So why are we here? I see lots of people, wearing costumes, but that… Oh… I get it, if I am here people won’t think twice about… Clever…”

“Right, and its also the best place to find people who know what needs to be done about our situation.”

“Really? Where?”

He led me through the crowd of humans dressed as all different kind of things, I think one was like a plant lady thing.

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There were some dressed as some sort of alien species I had never seen before…

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I don’t know about these Earth Humans and their wearing costumes, Becca is always wearing costumes. ALWAYS.

So my Author leads me into a room, there are monitors, and small hand held computers, and there are plenty of bright lights in the room. This made me more comfortable. When the group of ten of them turned and stared at me.

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“A girl?!”

Their mouths all dropped and they stared, and they began to wheeze, and they pulled out these little medicine injection devices, and took a huff from them, it sounded like steam escaping from a pipe.

“What do we do? Why did you bring her here?”

“Look boys, this girl needs a favor, we are having a trouble with a dimensional flux We figured you boys would know how to solve it. See the dimensions are out of balance, and she’s here to try and balance them temporarily. Something is off, we need you to look at these specs.”

My author reached into his huge fro, and pulled out a small electronic device, “And then from there solve the problem.”

One of them wheezed out, “What’s in it for us?”

“She’ll kiss you?”

I’ll what?

My author spoke, “You have to say that out loud for it to have an affect.”

“I’ll what?!”

“You’ll kiss them.”

Its pointless to argue with him, so I hung my head low, and I agreed.

“We are right on it!”

If you’ll excuse me, I have to go… I don’t know or care anymore.

Hugs and (Geek) kisses,
Erifia Apoc

PS. My inter-monologue must not be working.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Real World Adventures with My Author 2 (Erifia)

There was a flash. A bright flash, and I was real. Or, I was as real as I could be. We were sitting in a Radio Booth. He was sitting there, relaxed, as if nothing had ever happened, I was confused.

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I looked around, and then I looked at him.

“What is going on? Where is all the technology?”

“My laptop is about as technological as it gets… So no lightsabers!”

“How am I going to fit in? I’m Indigo, and I’m a twi’lek.”

He laughed again. I hate that laugh. This laugh that mocks my intelligence, it mocks my belief. It mocks me. I wanted to slap him. So… I did. When my hand connected with his cheek, I felt suddenly better.

“Feel better?” he asked.


“Good, until I can have my people figure out what is going on, you and I are going someplace where you can blend in.”

“Where is that?”

“A convention.”

“A what?”

“You’ll see.”

So we got into his primitive vehicle. It was gas run, and it was on the ground. How inconvenient. Not many people looked at me. Several commented on how good my costume was on the way to car.

I don’t understand. Costume? This world is weird. I don’t like it. He drove, and on the radio was different weird music. It was bland, pointless, tasteless, not even my lekkus awknowledged it as music.

What is a Convention? Why does my Author want to take me there?

Why does it take so long to get such a short distance in this world?

Hugs and Kisses,
Erifia Apoc

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Real World Adventures with My Author 1 (Erifia)

I don’t know, have any of you other bloggers ran into your author? I mean, just randomly running around your lives, in your lives? See, I write this journal, or more my author writes this journal… But I am a step ahead of myself.

Okay, so it all started this morning. I was running from two Magna Guards, not because I was scared, but because I needed to get some better ground so that way I could fight them on my terms instead of them jumping me in an alley.

Then, out of nowhere, my author pops out of nowhere, and he has a gun, and he goes crazy on the droids.

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He did a roll, and he fired at me, and when I moved, the droid behind me fell. He laughed and released the clip on his gun.

“What are you doing here?!” I yelled at him.

“The better question is, what am I doing here.”

“I just asked that.”

“Nope, you asked something entirely different.”

I spoke because he forced me to, “I asked something entirely different- Stop that! Seriously, why are you here?”

“Because, I got bored.”

“Nice. I’m glad I am a source of entertainment for you.”

“I’d like to think of you as an indigo clown.”

I extended my sabers, and I ran after him, and he ran away.

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But that wasn’t it, when I got to my ship he was sitting there chatting it up with Becca. Of course, she was brilliantly intelligent for him.

“So any way Rebecca,” he said, “I understand that right now, I am in this world for no other reason then there was a pan dimensional vortex that opened up caused by the alpha radio waves during my radio-show today, what is happening is I am here because the vortex needed to counterbalance the universal weight of the universe in which you live.”

“That sounds logical,” she said, “But there is a flaw in your plan, see this isn’t your actual universe, there are only several things here that are indeed your own. Erifia, Tatooine, this ship, they are the only things that really belong to you. Everything else is from the mind of The Director. I’m not even yours because I was a real person back in the your dimension.”

“So therefore, what you are saying is that to create the proper weight balance, you need to take something from this dimension over, and then once the vortex begins to close, I put it back through, and then it balances the alpha with the beta.”


I stared at Becca… She looked up to me, and she laughed, “I mean, I don’t know.”

Cute… I hate when he comes to this universe.

“Hey Erifia, I know I made you smart, did you catch all of that.”

“I don’t want to go,” I said, “I really don’t want to… I’m a twilek… How could I possibly fit in?”

He laughed. I don’t know if it was a good thing.

If you’ll excuse me, I have to get packed for earth,

Hugs and Kisses,
Erifia Apoc

Sunday, April 08, 2007

200!!!! Photo Memories…

(Note from the Author: All pictures are links!)

This is me.

So… There was this one time, when I got invited to a slumber party… and needless to say… I was frightened.

This is my mother… Isn’t she beautiful?

This is my sidekick… Isn’t she… Isn’t she something…

This is my baby boy… He’s cute, and smelly, and I love him.

Those are my old professors, no wonder I became so mean, HA!

Ignore that… Ignore That!

This Fooled Mace Windu, not that that is saying much.

What I wear when I relax… Sexy, ain’t I?

I don’t quite understand how that happened, but it did… Right?

Its funny how different I was back then… I wouldn’t have changed it for the world.

Look at how tough I look! I love blasters, almost as much as I love my sabers.

I love that dress… I love, I love, I love that dress!


This is my author…

If you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some serious things to do…

Hugs and Kisses,
Erifia Apoc

PS. Thanks for sticking it through with me everyone!

Thursday, April 05, 2007

200ps. Two Queens of the Chess Board: Final (Leuba Sapphire)

Felucia was less then beautiful. It had been ravaged by war, and their were remnants of armor, and remnants of droids laying about the planet.

I never understood why it was such an important staple in conquest. I had to come here once, in the time I never speak of. I had to save an old jedi here.

I also saved many of the dark men, who all share the same face. This planet was a terrible place.

There was a marker, deep down in the swamps, and that was my intent. An Aacklay decided to stand in my way, and it charged me, and I fired my gun, and it blew up his head, and he fell forward.

I walked by him. He wasn’t important. I used his corpse to get across a particularly wet area. An old battle droid saw me, and began to sputter and he tried to fire his long depleted gun, and then expending the last of his energy shut down.

I found the marker, it was down in the swamps, deeper then I had remembered. Sitting on top of it was a bird… One that I had killed. She looked up at it, and it caused her to lower her defenses enough for the Dark Men who share a face to kill her.

I was too late to save her. I commended her body to the soil, and I made the marker. It was made of a large stone that was nearby, and I used my saber to cut out the marker.

The bird sat on top of it, a skeleton now, and I knelt down before it, and I hate to admit it, but tears filled my eyes. I rubbed him fingers along the letter A.

It was strange, that is, once it all went down, and she died. She kept me on my toes. I became a better person because of her, and she was my true Antithesis. Everything I was good at she sucked at, and everything she was good at, I sucked at.

I cried, not because I liked her, and not because we were ever friends, but I cried because being at this spot reminded me of everything, and I owe where I am now to her. When I tried to save her, I knew that.

If she survived we maybe could have changed the present. But she didn’t, and I had to revert back to the bounty-hunter and spy I was trained to be instead of the jedi.

I could only stay here for right now. Eventually I would have to go back into the real world, but now, I wanted to mourn. If only I could change it all…

Nothing… and…Everything,
-Leuba Sapphire.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

The Finality.

I stood on the steps of the Jedi temple. I eyed it, and it eyed me back. I extended both of my lightsabers. The Purple and the White one glowed against my skin, and it glowed against the walls at dusk with rain making them sizzle occasionally.

I walked towards the building, and I opened the door. When I entered one of the Jedi Masters saw me. I threw my saber, and jumped over his smoldering corpse. I caught my saber, and headed towards the rooms. One room, by one room, I sent my sabers in and cut down the jedi at rest.

When I came to the library Mace was there to stop me. I stood my ground, and he leapt into the air. I activated a thermal, and I stood there was he came down. Five, four, three, two… and as he dropped down on top of me, I rolled forward, and he exploded. I ran before the radiation from the thermal killed me.

Shaak-Ti was there. I threw both of my sabers, knowing she only had one, as my blades flanked, and struck, she screamed and fell to the ground.

I leapt into the air. I looked around quickly, there were several jedi waiting to stop me. I spun in a circle, as fast as I could. Blade after blade fell. Jedi after jedi died.

Barriss and Kriss stood as my next obstacle. I eyed them down. Barriss laid down her saber, and Kriss tossed her to the side, in one movement, I removed both of their heads.

Obi-Wan then stood in front of me. He brought his sword down towards me, and it grazed my flesh. I stabbed it into his chest, and withdrew as he fell lifeless to the ground.

The last barrier for me was Master Yoda.

“Do this why do you?!?” He screamed, “Inferna you are?”

“No, I’m Erifia. I’ve just had enough for your problems. I am doing what someone else should have done.”

He held his hand up, and I flew backwards, and I released a saber and threw it at him. He threw it back, and it cut off one of my legs. I fell to the ground, and I stood on my hands. I used the force to hold the saber to my foot, and he leapt towards me a whirlwind of fury.

I blocked his blows, but eventually he cut me in half, and my last words were…

“April Fools!”

Now back to your regulary scheduled post series…

Title: 200ps: The Two Queens of the Chess Board: Part 7 (Erifia)

Lekkus wiggling and speaking, “Deal, because frankly, sister, I wouldn’t want to willingly look at him even if they would give me a lot of money for it too…”

Her plan, after she related it to us, was relatively simple.

Aayla and I looked at each other when it was time to put our plan in action. Everyone was asleep, and Oola unlocked our chains. We grabbed our stuff, and we left.

Once we got outside, we both kind of looked at each other, like, “Could it really be that simple?”

We went to my ship, and we both got into it. I sat in the pilot seat, and she sat next to me. I started laughing, and she looked at me, “What is so funny?”

“Can you believe how stupid that Oola was? He doesn’t even have any redeeming qualities… When he made us touch him, I felt like I was touching vomit wrapped in carrion flesh, and it smelled reminiscent of that.”

She laughed, “Yeah… It kind of did.”

“I got the film and everything…”

“Uhm… Good,” said Aayla, “I… I just wanted to say, Runt, that we made sort of a good team.”

“I guess we did, dumb-face.”

“But don’t think I am going to go soft on you…”

“I wouldn’t expect you to stupid…”

“Good, then lets get home, and never speak of this to anyone.”

I responded, “I agree… Let’s never speak of this event to anyone.”

“What are we going to do to pass the time?”





If you’ll excuse us, we have some serious time to pass.

Hugs and Kisses,
Erifia Apoc